Joke Mania

There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early.

So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.

The boss left and so did they.
The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning.
The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date.
The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.

The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again. “No,” she says, “yesterday I nearly got caught!”

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head all went to an antique store and saw a beautiful old mirror.
The lady working at the store said, “This is a magic mirror. You must say something true. And if it’s true, your wish will come true. If it’s not true, you will disappear.”

The blonde, red head, and brunette decided to buy the mirror, and brought it home with them. First the red head walked up to the mirror and said, “I think I’m the most beautiful girl in the world.” Poof, she vanished. Then the brunette walked up to the mirror and said, “I think I’m the smartest girl in the world.” Poof, she disappeared. Then the blonde walked up to the mirror and said, “I think … ” Then Poof, she disappeared.

There was a blond a brunette, and a red-head and they were walking down the street.
A short man came up to them and said: in that castle there is a magic mirror, if u look into the mirror and tell the truth you will be granted any wish you please, but if you lie you will be banished into the mirror forever
The girls went to the castle and the red-head went in first shhe said:
I think I am the prettiest out of the blond and the brunette, she got a pot of silver.
Next the brunette went in she said:
I think I am the smartest out of the red-head and the blond, she got a new car.
The blond went in to try her luck she walked up to the mirror and said:
I think…
She was vanished into the mirror forever.

I knew a blond so stupid that as she read the orange juice that said “consentrat”

Why did the blonde jumped off the bridge?
Because she thought her maxi had wings!

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your
secret for a long happy life?”

“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case
of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.”

“That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?’

“Twenty-six.”

** Shibu **

The Secret Service was looking for more employees. They put up a sign and the next day they picked the next three people. They brought the first guy into a room and gave him a pistol and said” Your wife is in that room go in and shoot her” The guy looked at them and said” No I can’t do it” So the Secret Service brought out the next guy and told him the same thing and handed him the gun. “He went into the room and came back out but he didn’t want to shoot her. So the Secret Service who was really desperate brought the last person in. She was a blonde so they were worried. They said” Your husbandis in that room and I want you to shoot him.” “Alright” she announced. She went into the room and the Secret Service heard alot of crashing and banging. They went in and found the man dead. “What the hell is going on” “Oh The gun was a blank so I beat him to death with a chair.”

A blonde a brunette and a red-head were stuck on a deserted island. When they were searching for food one day they found a genie’s lamp. They all rubbed it at the same time. The genie popped out and said “Since you all rubbed my lamp at the same time, you get one wish each.” The blonde went first “I wish I was 10% smarter to get off this island.” The next thing you knew it she was swimming away from the island. Seeing what she did the brunette said “I wish I was 25% smarter to get off this island.” The next thing you knew it she was making a raft out of branches and leaves. In the next 10 minutes she was off the island. Seeing what they both did the red-head said ” I wish I was 50 % smarter to get off this island.” The next thing you knew it she became a man and walked over the bridge.

A blonde and a brunette were walking down the dark basement stairs to find a wrench. When they were half way down the stairs the blonde screamed. “What’s wrong?” “Something brushed against my right leg!!” So both the brunette and the blonde were running around the basement screaming. “I keep feeling it!! Make it stop! Wait” The blonde said. “That was just my left leg!”

One day a blonde was broke and didn’t know what to do. So she decided to kidnap a child. She went over to the play ground and saw plenty of little kids running around. She picked out this one little boy and went over and grabbed him. She told the little boy she was going to kidnap and the little boy knowing she was a blonde didn’t mind at all. The blonde wrote a note as the following:

To whom it may concern:

I have just kidnapped your little boy and I want one million dollars in a paper bag under the peach tree at noon.

Sincerely
a blonde

After she was finished the note she pinned the note to his shirt and sent home. The next day the blonde she went to the peach tree at noon and there was a brown paper bag. All the money was there but there was a little note. It said:

Dear a blonde:

Your money is all there I just wanted to know how you could do this to another blonde.