Joke Mania

A sign in a psychiatrist’s clinic says: “Madness is expensive - We accept Credit Cards”.

The more I know people - the more I like my dog.

Speed gets you nowhere if you are on the wrong way.

If you look like your photo in your passport - you surely need a vacation.

A friend in need who is in a mess - can be a thorn in the ass.

What is it that prevents Blondes’ admission to College? - High School!

I never knew the meaning of true happiness until I got married, but then it was too late..

Three couples went to a restaurant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table.
“Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?” said the first gal.
“Could you pass me the honey, honey?” said the second.
“Could you pass me the bacon, pig?” said the third.

My wife ran away with my best friend.

To tell you the truth, I really miss him.

During the first year of marriage, the husband speaks and the wife hears.

During the second year, the wife speaks and the husband hears.

During the third year both of them speak, but only the neighbours hear.