Joke Mania

Marriage means that someone helps you coping with all the problems you never had when you were a bachelor.

You can’t buy love, but you most certainly can pay dearly for it.

Yesterday I thought about you all day.

I was at the Zoo.

How do you call a wife who knows where her husband lies down every night? - A widow!

Make love not war. Unless you want to do both. If so - get married.

A nuclear war can ruin your whole day

A man to his friend: “At my house I always say the last word”.

His friend: “What is the word?”

The man: “I am sorry. Forgive me”

A man to his friend: “At my house I always say the last word”.

His friend: “What is the word?”

The man: “I am sorry. Forgive me”